The App that records my walking distance read 3 miles, but I had not left our apartment except for a quick trip to a nearby grocery store.
How could I have walked three miles inside?
I knew how. We had just moved, and the aftermath of unpacking had left me with only a vague idea of where anything was now stored. Back and forth I walked, searching for laundry detergent, trash bags, my cell phone, and my cell phone charger. Accustomed as I had been to a kitchen small enough to have everything I needed available without moving more than a few inches, now the larger and poorly laid out kitchen had me roaming around substantial distances to bring pots, plates, silverware, and salt shakers to the same place. I felt like a laboratory rat in a maze, figuring out, with many failures, how to set a path that would get me whatever stuff I was looking for.
But, on the positive side, all this wandering was burning up calories. Simply searching for my cell phone (which I stopped doing when I finally stuffed it into a fanny pack that did not leave my waist) was probably using up a few hundred calories, and searching for stuff that I thought I had unpacked (where was it?) used up considerably more. If one thing marked this week, it was efficiently using up calories by being helplessly inefficient.
Efficiency is essential in our overcommitted, insufficient time world. We expect contemporary technology to ensure that what has to be done is done in a timely fashion, without too many errors. We are annoyed and often angry when others who are inefficient slow us down. Think of how impatient we get in a supermarket checkout line when the person in front of us can’t figure out how to use the credit card machine.
But perhaps an overlooked cause among many, for the unfortunate fattening of our nation, is that we have fewer and fewer ways of using calories by being inefficient. We shop online; it saves time and is very efficient, but then we spend less time walking to and in stores. We go to big box food stores with gigantic shopping carts and buy enough staples, from paper towels to toothbrushes, so we don’t have to ‘waste time’ running off to the local drug store or supermarket when we run out. Everything that can be delivered is: who wants to spend time even getting in and out of a car to pick up dry cleaning or a pizza?
Children are also delivered, to school, to home, and to various activities by bus or car. Do children walk anywhere these days? It would take too long, and maybe even reduce the time they spend sitting in front of their computer screens. We drive to our health club or yoga or Pilates classes. Walking there is out of the question. It’s just too inefficient.
A few years ago a middle management positioned woman told me that her company abolished cubicles and assigned desks. “See this,” she said pointing to an overstuffed computer bag/brief case. “This contains everything I need. I just carry it to any available desk when I come into work.“ She never has to get up from her chair to find anything. She never walks to someone else’s desk to talk, since no one is ever in the same place from day to day. Instead, she texts or emails messages to her colleagues. She never walks to the copy machine since everything that has to be copied is sent electronically to the copy ‘worker.’ It’s very efficient. It is also a little fattening? Perhaps.
It is too late to build inefficiency into our work situation, and anyway who would want the frustration, delays, and extra costs associated with this? But maybe we can rejoice, rather than grumble when we forget something in the car and have to go back to get it. Maybe we can look positively on our inefficiency when we have to go back to the supermarket because we have a year’s supply of toothpaste, but forgot to buy milk. Maybe we can lose our cell phones more often, and praise ourselves for using up some extra calories when we finally find it. And maybe that will help, a little, to avoid gaining weight.